The Empire of United States Of Guyana is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 174 million United States Of Guyanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong United States Of Guyanan economy, worth 12.1 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,371 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

United States Of Guyanans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States Of Guyana's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States Of Guyana is ranked 163,763^rd in the world and 235^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 81.7 on the Clooney Contribution Index.